i caught a cold
HOW DID I NEVER CATCH THIS JOKE JESUS CHRIST NINE
sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean
looks like something a nightmare pooped out
omg it looks like
got kicked out of Kmart for moving the ‘caution wet’ sign to the 50 shades of grey shelf
ahaha finally ginger eh doctor
hello I’m odd and I draw silly doctor who things
….That isn’t what I meant.
Well, it worked. At least until you washed it off.
You ruined one of my jackets and a perfectly good bow tie in the process, Mr Pond. Beware the possibility of waking up to your skin tinted a lovely shade of turquoise to match your scrubs, at some point in the near future.
It was Amy’s idea.
“Oi! Right, yeah. Like you had no part in this at all.”
My sentiments exactly, Marius.
You mean everyones sentiments exactly?
So, I asked my ten year old brother to identify some guys off of tumblr I liked and this is what he had to say about them…
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
“your skin is pale white and ice cold”
“bitch I’m black what are you on”